when the person sitting next to you in a plane is annoying

What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating:

1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your
gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath and open this site

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger

9- Get removed from plane by security
10- Attend court summons
11- Get perma banned from the airline


IMHO, just tell them you get airsick really easily, and start to make sus noises during turbulence.

you just found out your sitting next to meee WOOOOOO

i love that movie it was rad

yeah but still funny to see the guy next to you shitting himself!