naxx recapp of a lol run

just spent 30mins typing out a recap of our naxx raid and my work pc wiped it all NOT HAPPY

Ok naxx recap take 2 ( hate this pc )

well as you know we ran a naxx ten for our less geared people it was looking to be an interesting night with 1 heals and an not def caped tank and shroom keen to tank it up so with 7 dps 1 heal and 1.5 tanks we moved in to naxx hiting up the spiders 1st

after the 1st trash pulls and our tanks moving spells around and going hmmm whats this do with mush praying and some words on vent we got to the 1st boss and talk a bit of plan and I think the plan was kill it or be killed, a good plan and one that would prove to fail…. So after the wipe but to be fair we only wiped because of a D/C tank take 2 came and our tank was like I am going to kite him with kitty saying um you may not want to good sir and to vent it could of sounded like this oh oh oh I wanta hold them like they do in Texas babe :p so after that the tank died but we still got him down yay us WOOOO, trash no worrys on that up to next boss so with haydos in the party I got him to go tank and It was zerg time all out on the boss and moma said know you out !!!! and just to make the dps work for it it was time to hit up the KP coz your hot and you cold your up and your down your in and your out :p with the dps trying as hard as they could to kill the boss and not stop the KP, I mean its like the best song ever so on to the last boss the big spider well with out too many hic ups on this one but kitty gettign wraped like 200244325435664775687983 times ( ok it was 2 ) we had done ¼ ,

and on to the patchwork well after trying to get shroom killed by slime we found our self at the big patch and talking about it again pull him and see how its goes with 7 dps( WELL WITH PARROT ) we killed him and I did not go oom all most 2k mana left yay the patch was down and frogger was next
frogger wiped raid !!!!! oh if only :p only some of use died ( kitty and kitty ) so then came the next one grobuless( that pros not spellt right ) and it was going out untill the kitty was curing the debuff go kitty so it got a little out of hand there but moving on to the zombie dog and I think that was easy unless you were on vent with haydos yelling heal me your not healing me HEAL ME hahah and then after that ws some of the odds pulls in the world he had a bit of bad luck with zombies and shramblers and shades and kitty died so it was a wipe then after the regroup shroom whent solo and tank some one away from everyone it was good if that want we needed I mean it was the best thing he tanked all day ( we love you shroomy ) after that bit of fun and game we moved on to thad and it was alittle borring it all worked for us so not moush to say therer oh and the end when pally tank got cit and died that was lolz

so then came milatry and with a died raid maber here and there due to whlewind and kittty pulling 4 Dks off the tanks I don’t know how but I did ( yay me ) we got to the 1st boss and his doodies and with a lol wipe with shroom going in for a look we got it to gether and with a same bug with the MD we killed him and his doodies to move on past the trash to the haverster of soup with help from hippy on the heal on this one coz there was like a wall that I could not heal past bummer we made the pull and while the borring part of the fight was going on haydos and I were having a little chat about a very sexy member of the guild and after I had said a few things he did not want to keep playing this game but it did tell everyone I could not spell about it wad abog or something ( yes it was about earisa and if you did not know that you need to see someone for help or raid with this team ) so on to trash and then to the 4 ponys of love and good things after moving people to were they need to go and the lol way of doing this pull having kitty tank a pony and run around the room healing everyone and getting many stacks for the debuff from every pony ( I had 10 stacks from both the ones at the back at the end they hit me for 17K) then the Blust and zerged the pony and then kittys pony got removed from him and all was good and they were dead again??


Then came the plage and with haydos going tank to show us how its done and I am happy coz we pulled the room and its ok we only have one healer 17 stacks of posion WOOOOOO but they died and we moved on to the lol boss and it was lol but parrot did not dps good fail :p only like 5k not 12k he needs to run 10naxx more and yes he need something from it but on to dance now that fight was fun and this piont the lady ga ga was up to love games and I was all up in the grove and I did fail at dancing like 9 times I did not die but as I said on vent it was all good as me and haydos and parrot was still kicking and that was the dance we lost about 4 to 5 to the dance moves then a run in the eyes house and then come lobth and that was easy 8 dps he dies good WOOOOOO


then the last 2 on to the dragon as not all people were on vent and not all people knew the fight so it was fun and games in vent with the mele getting cleved and tail swiped a lot it took them aobut 7 times or death to stop doing it and then came the ice parts with no one runing to the mage coz they did not tust him :p after a a lot of riad damage we killed him and it was off to the big cheese of naxx STEVE!!!! It was going good untill the tank got viod voned and he moved and then got iced coz the mele moved to close to him and that was a wipe  wwith the raid gettign sleeply and the 1 healer need to go to bed for his 12 hour shift at work the next day ( lets forget he stayed up talking till like 2 ) wre had 1 last chance so we called for a hunter and his name was karaiirairairairiariarirairaiariarirairairairairairairairairairaiariariariairairarrarrarararraarrarararararararaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaieiariariariarirairiariaiaiaiairairairiarairiraieieaiaieirairirrairairairairairairairairai the hunter with the funny looking helm ( don’t worry kitty will have one soon too ;p ) with the leet dps that we had 2nd time round steve was nothing and the fall of naxx was our!!! YAY


Would like to thank all that could take part in this raid of joy sadness and many many WTF times as for loot I think my shammy has got a new healling set if I wanted to go back to the days when was not so OP and our tank got 1 drop that’s it he was not so happy, well there it is take 2 of my recap on our naxx run it was fun and good luck to anyone who tries to read this oh and one more thing I think the count of the word that kitty cant say got to like 18 I think let me know and I think in every raid we should keep count and let all rember I wanta take a ride on your disco stick !! don’t think to mush just thrust that thing

you forgot me! i survived the dance too! T_T

I think you should post the deaths and fail stats. All fun of coarse.

deaths kitty wins on 9 or 10 i think
bigcrits won on fails with 17 they weer thad and we was tank :p

TLDR;

your letters meaqn nothing ON a side note if we run stuff tonight can we get that ret pally that we draged in naxx with us plz, he end up falling asleep a tthe keyborde that would be rad thanks back to you lanky

I find your lack of forum acronym knowledge... amusing.

i am still at work have been here for 12 hours NOW i am going a little crazy and i a, very amused by your dancing horse man

hmm my post 4 mins ago didn't post... )or did you delete it? idk..)
Want me to make a thread that can be killed off later to entertain you?

man tanking with 480 defense and trying to find tha tmove that is that 50% block is fun
love the raid guys!!!

Slightly off topic, but this guy (https://www.youtube.com/user/sharicasmi) is a shaman tank.

Also, what's your alt sali?

pfft lanky i was tanking on my shammy bak before you weres a rouge hating lock i will watch the vid when i can but ( work pc cant tube ) bigcritz i thikn he pallys name is

pics or it didn't happen.
And the link is to the guys youtube profile page, he's tanked almost everything in wotlk (though he cheats and only tanks phase 1 ony). Impressive none the less.


Also: sali, your pally needs:
to loose 4 points from benediction (or at least 3). Get 3/3 Heart of the crusader and 2/2 vindication. Then put 1 point wherever. (or take all 5 out and get 2/2 imp. Might too)

EDIT: Also, drop 3/3 Sanctity of battle and get 3/3 crusade

And re-glyph =P

i think my pally tanking onyxa for 50mins was Impressive and having prob and haydos watching going just kill it all ready kitty


ahh lanky i think he needs to work out his bars before the spec and learn some of the moves not tank from hte spell book

yeah well i had only gone tank spec the night before so i had no idea on moves except for a rotation and i was talking to a friend and he was saying about those changes to benediction if was starting to become a serious tank i would respec change glyphs gem and enchant gear

Kittypants wrote:

ahh lanky i think he needs to work out his bars before the spec and learn some of the moves not tank from hte spell book

But all good tanks tank from the spell book.

holysali wrote:

yeah well i had only gone tank spec the night before so i had no idea on moves except for a rotation and i was talking to a friend and he was saying about those changes to benediction if was starting to become a serious tank i would respec change glyphs gem and enchant gear

Fair enough.
rotation is easy =P
Paladin tank action bar

[9 sec CD skill] [6 sec CD skill] [~9 sec CD skill] [6 sec CD skill] [~9 sec CD skill]

push from left to right, then play whack a mole.

but yeah as you said it's if you decide to go tank (it's 1 more button than ret IIRC)

Lanky said

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Fair enough.
rotation is easy =P
Paladin tank action bar

[9 sec CD skill] [6 sec CD skill] [~9 sec CD skill] [6 sec CD skill] [~9 sec CD skill]

push from left to right, then play whack a mole.

but yeah as you said it's if you decide to go tank (it's 1 more button than ret IIRC)

actually i had been told other way around
6s then 9s then 6s etc etc
according to elitest jerks only because your 9s cds r exo,judge,and holy shield and neither r viable pulls where as the 6s cd's r hor and sor which r

HotR and SotR can only be used in melee range, so you'd body bull before you actually cast anything.
Your tankadin skills are:

Taunts:

Hand of Reckoning (8 sec CD)
Righteous Defense (8 sec CD)

Pulling skills:

Avenger's Shield (30 sec CD)
Exorcism (15 sec CD)

Tank rotation skills:

Shield of the Righteous (6 sec CD)
Hammer of the Righteous (6 sec CD)
Judgement (10 sec CD, talented to 9 for rotation synergy)
Consecration (8 sec CD)
Holy Shield (8 sec CD)

Defensive CD's:

Lay on Hands (20 min CD, glyphed to 15 min)
Ardent defender (2 min ICD)
Divine Protection (3 min CD, 2 min talented)

Utility skills:

Avenging Wrath (3 min CD)
Sacred Shield
Holy Wrath (30 sec CD)
Hammer of Justice 1 min CD, 50 sec in standard tank build)
Hammer of Wrath (6 sec CD)

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Exo, is a cast move and so is not a viable move to use while tanking, for pulling it's a good threat boost (slightly better than avengers IIRC), but you do have to sit and cast it, where AS is an instant 3 target silence, snare =P

you use a 9 sec skill first, because you only have 2 6 sec CD skills for your tank rotation. IIRC, you *can* go 6969696... however I think that unless you pause for 1.5 seconds somewhere in that rotation, you end up with nothing to cast at one 1.5 mark, and then have 2 skills come off CD on the next.

and when it comes to tanking, I'd take maintankadin's or tankspot's word over EJ.

oh and to do this on these forums:

Holysali wrote:

text here

you go:

Code:

[quote = " Holysali " ]text here[/quote]

spaces are to make it readable.

ah kk yeah of course i didn't go to far into research on the tank but when i wen ton tankspot i couln't find the right type of post to help like explain how the pallidan tank works, however there was 1 done for a warrior. On that topic of other ppl to cross check with i hadn't been to maintanadin's page before but yeha as i said if i am thinking of getting serious as a paladin tank i will do more research and then i just need to practise what i have in my head. However on that school starts tomorrow so my time on wow is goign to be seriously restricted even to the point i can't even come on to do the heroic daily which may result me to lvling an alt for a short amount of time before other activities come up.

p.s:sorry for the wall of text if it appers as one

Nah you're right.
School happens.

I'm no expert, but if you do decide to go tankadin (though from what i hear you're more desired as a disco priest) I can offer you some direction as to where to go to find information.

Lanky wrote:

Nah you're right.
School happens.

I'm no expert, but if you do decide to go tankadin (though from what i hear you're more desired as a disco priest) I can offer you some direction as to where to go to find information.

always there to help
and where r u actually never heard from any1 why u arn't on etc unless i havn't been listening

holysali wrote:

and where r u actually never heard from any1 why u arn't on etc unless i havn't been listening

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