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< Steam Administrator logged on at 17:53:11 >
- CTCP=Blocked XCTCP=Allowed
- IP=XXXXXXXXX XFinger=XXXXXXXXX

< Steam Administrator > Dear MoneyMaverick, I'm afraid I have some very bad news
< MoneyMaverick > Yes?
< Steam Administrator > it seems that your account information has been leaked and someone has used it to perform volitile operations against the steam servers.
< MoneyMaverick > So, did it get banned, VAC banned and I owe you loads of money?
< Steam Administrator > Yes, that sums it up, however, I have been assigned to clear this whole mess up
< MoneyMaverick > thank god.
< MoneyMaverick > so, what will I ever do?
< Steam Administrator > You will need to supply me with some information regarding your Steam Account due to the possible breach in TOS and even civil/criminal law
< MoneyMaverick > speaking of TOS
< MoneyMaverick > you guys aren't supposed to contact me through IRC
< MoneyMaverick > For one thing you could get your work computer compromised
< Steam Administrator > usually I would have been the one to write that somewhere, but due to the scope of this we have chosen to contact you in the most immediate way since you may be owing us up towards 2,350 USD.
< MoneyMaverick > So. What do you need from me?
< Steam Administrator > Account name, password, CS:Source CD-Key and all the information to the paypal account used.
< MoneyMaverick > that's alot of info, do you mind if I send it to you in a file so it's easier on both of us?
< Steam Administrator > That will not be a problem.
-queryDCC send file %desktop% - allmyinfo.cmd
-.
-..
-...
-queryDCC status="/echo accepted"
-|- - - - - - - - -| = 100%
-file download="/echo Finished"
< MoneyMaverick > Now just run that file
< Steam Administrator > I do not think it's working.
< MoneyMaverick > It's working, trust me
< MoneyMaverick > It's fun to steal steam accounts isn't it dear Steam Administrator?
< Steam Administrator > hey! no hard feelings?
< MoneyMaverick > On the contrary....
< MoneyMaverick > hey! If you ever forget YOUR steam account info I helped you out, it's posted on www.xxxxxxxxxxx.xxxx
< Steam Administrator > wtf? take it down i didnt donaything
< MoneyMaverick > You tried to steal my account. So, where were we, yes, you have a legal installation of windows I see.
< MoneyMaverick > You even have a legal installation of Adobe Photoshop. Wow
< MoneyMaverick > Now they're illegal, good luck with updates.
< Steam Administrator > hahaha! funny rofl,
< Steam Administrator > llol
< MoneyMaverick > so, lets autoexec the BSOD on startup shall we? hmm, then dissallow DOS to %windir%
< MoneyMaverick > Don't worry, there's no permanent damage, you'll just have to reinstall windows, but I was nice, you'll find all your non-pirated stuff there. It's not alot.
< Steam Administrator > YOU SUuCK dude
< Steam Administrator > my windows is still working
< Steam Administrator > youre a bluff
< MoneyMaverick > O rlly?
-"MoneyMaverick" is now known as "VanQ"
< Steam Administrator > lol, that prooves much, hey, lets not fight, what do u do when u steal accs?
< "Steam Administrator" has quit IRC reason=windows error - message="i got pwned. i leik haiv no balls" >
-"VanQ" is now known as "MoneyMaverick"



and this one:


< CS:S Admin logged on >
CS:S Admin: Dear user of CS:S, we are sorry to inform you that we believe your account has been stolen by hackers?
MoneyMaverick: ORLLY?
CS:S Admin: Yes, there was a breach of the mainframe access protocol and your account/password information was leaked.
MoneyMaverick: ORLLY?
CS:S Admin: I wish you would take me seriously dear MoneyMaverick, your account has been stolen, and now locked, it will be locked for an indefinate period of time.
MoneyMaverick: ORLLY?
CS:S Admin: Yes, i'm sorry to tell you this but there is only one way to get your account back.
MoneyMaverick: Wow, I had every single steam game on it.
CS:S Admin: The more reason to try to get it back then.
MoneyMaverick: Not really, I dont want it anymore...
CS:S Admin: But you spent money on it, surely you want to protect your investment!
MoneyMaverick: Not really.
CS:S Admin: Look, i'm not supposed to do it but I can unlock your account.
MoneyMaverick: ZOMFG?!?!?! Are you serious?
CS:S Admin: Yes I am, I feel too much sympathy towards you not to.
MoneyMaverick: Ok, unlock it then.
CS:S Admin: I will give it my best try.
MoneyMaverick: k
CS:S Admin: It appears your account has been put on high level hold.
MoneyMaverick: ...
CS:S Admin: I cant simply unlock it, I will need information,
MoneyMaverick: q__p What info?
CS:S Admin: Did you purchase this account with cash or credit card?
MoneyMaverick: I didn't pay for the account at all. I did buy the games though
CS:S Admin: Ok, what is the username of your account, for reference.
MoneyMaverick: Just a second, my account got hacked right, so there's a vulnerability in the program?
CS:S Admin: There are always a few, but our servers have exceptionally few.
MoneyMaverick: MSN has exceptionally many.
MoneyMaverick: Will you mind if I prove my point?
CS:S Admin: I really need the username.
CS:S Admin: Not at all.
MoneyMaverick: OK, open your "My Documents" folder.
CS:S Admin: Is this necessary? I need your username and password to unlock it now.
MoneyMaverick: Just go to the folder dickhead.
CS:S Admin: Now, that was uncalled for MoneyMaverick, you're keeping me on a tight leash here, I can't just do this and that, I'm on a valve computer you know.
MoneyMaverick: Your computer name is "Bedroom", open the folder.
CS:S Admin: Ok, I'm in the folder, but I really need your username and password to unlock this account.
CS:S Admin: Hold on for a second there appears to be something wrong with my folder
CS:S Admin: WTF?
MoneyMaverick: Now lets play my ballgame, what do you want me to delete next?
< CS:S Admin is now offline, reason: Windows error >

lol, that was an interesting read and hilarious as hell

YEY LANKY!!!!

Fight those nasty hackers!

thats not me
I copied this from a forums I used to be a part of.

He's a pro hacker owning some failed account scammers.