Odd groups got left
Even groups got right
That means 1, 3, 5, 7, left
2, 4, 6, 8 right
7 and 8 are whelp groups
OK, listen the f*ck up
You are going to DpS, very, very slowly
Now, and by slowly, I mean f*cking slow
If you get aggro, it means you're going to loose 50
DKP 'cus you didn't know what the f*ck to do
And watch the f*cking tail
If you get kicked into the whelps, you loose 50 DPK
again, for not being where the f*ck you were supposed to be
There is no aggro reset
You only need... There's some sh*t about an aggro
reset when people odn't know how to manage their aggro
After 2 sunders you can basically start doing damage
to it, assuming you know how aggro works, and you
don't over aggro.
OK nuke it, DoT it.
Help teh whelp groups
When it's in phase 2, nuke it as hard as possible
You want to get it down as fast as possible
Have DoT's up on.. on every time, 2 rows
Shadow word pain, warlock curses, rend, everything
I don't see enough DoTs.
More DoTs now, come on, more DpS.
Hit it like you mean it.
You will get time to rest in phase 3 while i'm getting
the aggro.
Remember, save all your aggro reducing abilities for
when it lands.
That means feign death, vanish, uhhh, f*cking faded,
anything that you can use to reset aggro.
At 40 percent you will stop DoTs, until then you will
throw more DoTs, throw more DoTs, more DoTs, more
DoTs, come on more DoTs.
K stop DoTs
Now hit it very hard, and very fast.
Lee, run to the center. Mogris, run to the center,
Porsite, run to the center, Sarth run to the cent..
Oasis, run to the center.
Whatever the f*ck you do do not stand next to other people.
Mogris, center. Just heal me.
LEE DO NOT.. GO AWAY FROM THE HEAD LEE, GO AWAY.
K DPS, slowly.
Come here you f*cking c*nt.
Watch the tail.
*Whelp*
*Crushim was feared into the..*
WHO THE F*CK WAS THAT? CRUSHIM, WHAT THE F*CK!
WHELPS, LEFT SIDE. EVEN SIDE, MANY WHELPS!
NOW HANDLE IT!
F*CK!!
THAT'S A F*CKING 50 DKP MINUS!
WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT, SH*T?!
IF YOU STAND IN THE RIGHT F*CKING PLACE, THERE IS NO
WAY YOU ARE GOING TO F*CKING GET INTO THE GOD DAMN
WHELPS, WHATEVER F*CKING FEAR, TAIL-SWIPE, WHATEVER
THE F*CK!
OK?
IT'S LIKE ONE IN A F*CKING MILLION. FROM THE F*CKING
NORTH CORNER, TO THE MIDDLE, INTO THE F*CKING WHELP
CAVE, IT'S NOT EVEN F*CKING, REMOTELY IMMAGINABLE.